lovelustandlonging:

i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…



This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

HOW

What.

lovelustandlonging:

i-whip-my-dick-back-and-forth:

coelasquid:

beesmygod:

quixotic-gash:

I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire…

This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.

HOW

What.

(via iron-peppers)

  • things i have learned from school:
  • how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes

(via penishole)

Why I use social networks

vanessa-pr:

is for asking people what’s for homework

is there for stalking celebrities

is for listening to music

and tumblr is my life .

(Source: adoremodels, via x-mela-reli-x)

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